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Thread: The Joranthalus Depreciation Thread.

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    As you can plainly see in the graph below....

    depreciate

    ... even from an early age, Jor hasn't been worth a damn, and once he hit puberty, you might as well have invested your life savings in "Crystal Pepsi" stock. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    [img]biggrin.gif[/img] LOL [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

    terrific post

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    I am sure with Jor being the enigma he always aspired to be - this post will be supported by him

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    Well at this rate of depreciation, you might be able to lease a 30 year old Joranthalus for less than a cup of COFFEE!!!

    But if you don't act now, we may never get "The Review of the Thing: The Thing" [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    That's why i didn't buy. I leased from the beginning, so it's not my problem. Hopefully they won't notice the cigarette burns when i go to trade me in...

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    Jor has got too much mileage on him. He'd have to pay someone to take him off his hands.

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    Angry

    Well, depreciation IS what you get when you rent out your Jor....Then you get hit with capital Jor-gains tax.

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    Jor sucks!

    He got me drunk and stole my kidneys!

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    I got a good pot of Jor's stocks.
    Makes a great Irish Stew in fairness.

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    i think what's really up for debate here is using the word "great" to describe Irish cooking [img]wink.gif[/img]

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